Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML
Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I got written up with a final warning because I ''drink alcoholic beverages'' at work. I was drinking Root Beer. FML
Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
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pickwick716 0
You made a fine drink and imma let you finish, but your colleague made one of the greatest drinks of all time!
Pandasaur 0
At least your boss is honest.
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Comments (99)
breeze89 0
sounds like u work at benito's brick oven???
fawfulster 11
Society has made it's rage with Bullying... Why hasn't it reached Mobbing also?! There's an awful lot of Mobbing stories in here...
fawfulster 11
plexico WTF was that?! I think you got the wrong FML...
chanman 0
it's called an allusion -.-
Spazgirl26 0
Man that sucks but i no where your coming from. I work at Sheetz and i go through the same thing with the Sheetz Bro. Coffee.... and my manager did that to me too... I feel for yea.
captainmaharet 1
Report it to corporate. Chances are he's played favorites before.
aaarrr 0
welcome to working in a restaurant
midwestjerk 0
Pour bleach into his gas tank.
Zakimus 0
wow, this long without talking and by chance THIS is the one place I happen to run across my cousin lol, greatness
1ParanoidAndroid 7
This probably won't make you feel any better, but know that Karma will repay him. I agree that you should find another job if you can. For those of you that say this person deserves it because they aren't likable, did you ever consider that the boss is an ass and even if this person isn't likable that the boss SHOULD NOT say so. It's unprofessional and inappropriate and just plain mean.