Today, I got Wii Fit, Wii Mario Kart and Wii Mario Galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a Wii. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML
That's worth $0.30 at GameStop!
Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML
Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Seems fair
Today, my boyfriend gave me a used Nintendo Switch for my birthday. I got mad that he gave me a used one, since I'm worth more than that. Now I have no boyfriend and no Switch. FML
Happy…
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I finally got the PS3 I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opened the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of clothes that my mom put in my brother's PS3 box. FML
Neglected
Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
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Nena713 0
Buy a wii
bbycakesb 0
just sell the games and use the money to buy something you can use :)
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arry617 0
oh wow lmfao...
XxiPwnsxX 0
What a fail!! You shld go buy a wii then! >.<
XxiPwnsxX 0
FAIL, you should go buy a wii then! :P
pster03 0
Save your money and get a ps3 so you can get gran tourismo 5
aftoner 0
wii sux, get 360
dmaster400 3
wii sucks anyway
fishycanswim 0
Buy one you lucky bastard!
screamjewel_ 0
It's the thought that counts I guess.
kai_li 8
I'm aging myself here but my mum bought me a CD player (when they became a little more affordable) for Christmas but no-one bought me any CDs. My mum hated the after Christmas sales so I spent a week just kinda staring at it and hitting the button to make the drawer open and close. good player though it still works!
imsosleepy 9
Sell them both for some money?