Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
Because every one would expect you to post your suicide note on facebook?
mattman1994 0
he probably knew you were wasted. I wouldve done the same thing I hate when people bitch about how crappy their lives are on facebook
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Comments (187)
PplMakeMistakes 2
Ydi for using Facebook. and even more for posting these kind of status..
buggybeauty 0
poor baby! YDI!
Nosaintiger 0
Make it 30 :P
the_one_guy 0
I hate people that post that kinda shit. You deserved it.
xJordieeBearhhx 0
awe... that's awful ;/
BigDirtySteez 1
I call bullshit. 27 likes? I bust out the most hilarious Charlie sheen comments and get 27 likes. I have 3600 FB friends..
Miss_Birthday 3
They probably thought it was a joke. If you're fishing it just shows that you failed. Obviously you're not gonna kill yourself so they didn't act desperate for you to stay alive
Ivanmobile69 6
time to find new friends?
thewolf01 0
Sucks to be you
induwolken1 1
whats wrong with people posting there sh#t on facebook? stop bitchin and drinking,.get a new job and a actual 'real' social life YDI