Today, I got to spend all of my time scrubbing poop off the walls and carpet because my 2-year-old decided he wanted to 'paint mama a picture.' FML
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Hey OP here! First off, thanks for publishing this. It's the first one I've ever submitted. Secondly, yes he was finger painting with it as well as wiping his butt on everything in his room. We're in the middle of potty training so he thought he was helping by cleaning himself off. I also had to clean him and all of his stuffed animals up because he got it EVERYWHERE. Yes, he did get punished in an appropriate way because he's not gonna know it was wrong unless I teach him. And to the comment that I said I need to watch him better, it was while he was napping in his room. Any parent knows you can't watch your kids constantly.
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Welshite 40
Taking finger-painting to a whole new level.
SaintJupiter 16
Well, did it look good?
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Comments (134)
Sniper_Chick4110 20
I hope you took photo's for his 21st. :)
honeymoonroyale 20
Lol my mom said I did the exact same thing as I'm an "art lover", and my brother as he's a "sport lover". True to this day. You may have an artist on your hands ;)
Acik91 26
Did your brother play basketball with poo when he was two? Because I don't see a connection here.
garrett1999o3 16
Basketball with POO? Everyone knows the only sport you can play with poo is hockey!
honeymoonroyale 20
Nvm, guys. Nvm.
honeymoonroyale 20
LOL looking back at this, doesn't make any sense. Didn't elaborate enough. Nvm.
Rainhawk94 27
Just stop
onorexveritas 24
using organic paint!
suckceed 17
I don't get how you caucasians raise your kids. This kind of stuff never seems to happen in South Asian or Asian homes.
Welshite 40
Where does it specify race, #39? Parents are allowed to raise their children as they see fit. Besides, he's a child. He's still learning.
awkwardloveannie 28
maybe it happens but people in Asian homes don't talk about it as much as Americans?
suckceed 17
#42 Yes kids are learning but what kind of hygiene/manners are these parents teaching them that they think this is acceptable, why arent these kids playing with paints and crayons like other kids? Fact is that fml has an fml like this every other month and they appear to be written exclusively by caucasian parents. This shit, no pun intended, never seems happen in Asian households, maybe cauasians should learn a thing or two from them. I know my comment will recieve great hate and downvotes but I'm genuinely curious, everywhere I go I see caucasian kids throwing tantrums and acting disgustingly, yet I'm not seeing this with Asian/South Asian kids.
samimarie199 22
My brother did the same thing at that age but it was all over the wall. My dad nick named him poopcasso
neverready 25
You can't even be mad...I hate situations like this. You have a lot of trouble, but can't really yell at the person who caused it, because they didn't know it was bad...or he knew and is a satanic child...
garrett1999o3 16
lil' 666 strikes again.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
OMG
KT4J 6
he has heart!
cheshirecat13242 32
No, he has poop & a wall..
foxy_grampa 19
It's the thought that counts I guess
FlyingPie 17
Wow, that's shitty.