Today, I got the earlier bus to avoid my ex after a painful breakup. He had the same idea. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
QR code madness
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Tie break
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
(There's) Always Something There to Remind Me
Today, riding the bus home from my domestic violence group therapy, I saw a billboard with the face of my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend on it. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Awkward
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Talk about not getting the picture…
Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML
That was quick
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
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carecow 16
Plug in your headphones, get a seat by the windows and don't let that set the tone for the rest of your day. Best of luck!
KrustyKrab 18
Maybe it's fate pushing you guys together. It's potentially like a scene out of a movie.
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Comments (62)
Steffi3 40
You could have taken one bus later, as you usually would have? If not, atleast the busses are pretty big =)
whitnayfortooh 29
that's Monday for ya:/ FYL
Abhinow 7
your wavelengths still match OP
TheGolfGTI 24
That must have been an extremely painful experience.
shiffizzle 13
Everything happens for a reason, just get stronger from the experience
vikky538 29
That face palm moment though...
username356 14
Don't run from your problems. I know it's hard but you can coexist with your ex without having to speak to him. Don't let it bother you(: hope it doesn't affect your day!
False_Stupidity 42
Of course it won't affect her day, that's why she posted an FML about it!
vlalam 24
I think fate is trying to tell u and ur ex something here.. listen to the omens
iRambo 12
So, what happens afterwards?
dcats 13
Maybe it was meant this way