n3ov
Islamabad, Pakistan
Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML
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2tonekid 6
I smell foul play... Does your wife happen to have a life insurance policy out on you?
Llama1 10
Its seems that she might be cheating on you. Seeing that she didnt pick up your call but replied to you with a short and non interested answer.
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tsk14 9
I've broken up with my girlfriend cuz she replied with a k. Do the same.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Breaking up with her for using "k" in a general conversation: douche move. Who cares? Breaking up with her if you explained this kind of situation to her face and she still said "k"? Good. She's a bitch.
Iniezian 18
Well, this FML is from Islamabad Pakistan. Perhaps she (and you) are kind of used to these events happening, there have been quite a few shootouts with criminals and terrorists there.
User57777 13
How the **** does he deserve this?
greenflipflops 7
are you serious!? She doesn't deserve to be your wife. Divorce her. Period.
TheGoldStandard 6
Probably because you called your rear window a screen.
akiahara 14
Might want to be a little cautious, OP... who knows when she'll send the next one after you.
whY402Jay 12
Seeing that it happened in Pakistan, she might have not had many words to say.
Wolfy1337 7
Time for a divorce!
NigerianMedicine 11
Pakistan, where the men are men and the women are men
megmichelle45 3
What is wrong with her?!