n3ov
Islamabad, Pakistan
Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML
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2tonekid 6
I smell foul play... Does your wife happen to have a life insurance policy out on you?
Llama1 10
Its seems that she might be cheating on you. Seeing that she didnt pick up your call but replied to you with a short and non interested answer.
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Comments (185)
onorexveritas 24
wow, that's traumatic, im sorry op
ImmaToxicCupcake 3
oh sounds like she's a keeper
n3ov 6
oh she is
hienzburgess 9
YDI for seeking attention and sympathy from your wife. No one likes attention seekers.
californianking1 8
I was about to ask 'Where do you live?!' But then i saw your location! And thats why we got my whole family outta Pakiland...too dangerous!
AgentSmith79 9
It's not like shootouts in Pakistan are rare...
rise182punkz 8
She probably thought you were joking
StanSmith2013 26
Looks like foul play from ze wife!
kait154 7
Maybe she thought you were making up an excuse for being late? FYL OP
Kitten_Calderon 14
He is my husband in real as well idiot.. Think before you talk. You know what doesn't count? Your sorry ass excuse for people skills
adam_night 9
This reminds me of the time I almost died at school and after being in the hospital for a day all my friend could say was "sux 4 u"
lucilu89 12
Dang I'm sorry. That was a pretty insensitive comment for your friend to make. Glad you're ok.