Today, I got so angry at losing in FIFA, I punched a hole in my wall and strained my back and neck doing it. Now I have to lie down on my back because it's too painful to move. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head, and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you ought to try real soccer. You'll be just as angry when you lose, but you'll be too tired to punch anything.
deathstroke990 22
maybe stop playing fifa and get help for your anger issues
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Comments (22)
JadeMinu 10
I almost did something similar... My neighbors decided to throw a party on a saturday night ( i had to work the next day) that went all the way till 1 am, and i had to get up in 5 hours. I have access to my balcony,and i have a glass door, and I was so pissed off that i just swung the door open in full force to bitch them out, and while doing that, i managed to crack the glass on the door. They turned the volume down after that episode lol. But punching a hole on a wall? Yeah, you beat me to it hehehe
Selene1090 26
You want sympathy for throwing a fit? You know what I do with my kindergartners that throw fits? Put them in time out until they get it together.
extremereviews 26
I'd hate to see you deal with real life problems/let downs
Hybricide 8
We are a game family, and I totally understand being upset about losing, but ifyou get so mad that you destroy your house and hurt yourself, maybe you should spend less time gaming and more time in anger management.
DudeistPriest 2
YDI, and that's coming from a gamer that's sent a controller flying a time or two.
HalfLit 17
Our pain is typically caused by our own actions. Learn from this. And next time, do not let your anger hurt you anymore than it already hurts your heart. And with that said.. you deserved it.
Tsukiyomi 16
Don't play FIFA then. Ever
nicole2nice 4
At least you can type ?
healthcarechick 9
That's what you get DUMBASS!!!!!!