Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, I realized the cute guy in my Spanish class only talks to me so he can steal my answers. He asked if I'd give him the answers for the final as well. FML
Today, I have a final for my precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realized that I'd forgotten my calculator. FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML
Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
Just tell him this: "If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one." Then give him the calculator so he can see for himself.
tabbydionysis 18
Looks like your relationship just doesn't add up!
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Comments (59)
SJParker 13
Wait... You communicate via email? What is this, 1995?
Pyro_Wolf 17
I communicate by email for school related things..
Uhscanherdarklee 10
Most, if not all, schools give students a school email which is available to other students simply by looking on the class list. Its pretty much the only and/or easiest way to get in contact with someone in your class if you dont know them well enough to have direct contact info.
jamieeelynn57 8
Well now the question is did you steal it?
VoodooPriestess 16
I don't think he's a bad guy. When someone was nice to me and complimented my hair, I found out later they stuck gum in it. He's probably going off on experience. Just explain the situation and it'll be fine.
BriannaMGK 15
You still have a chance, assuming you didn't steal his calculator! Hopefully that wasn't your way of trying to get his attention, otherwise, it back fired!
horseychickidee 19
he's a nerd
reymon8823 24
Did you take it? If you did trek him it was supposed to be a sweet gesture of flirtation cuz you really like him and wanted to get closer to him.. If you didn't take it well then that plainly sucks for you
Underbog 1
Just tell him, "I didn't steal your calculator, but let me try to steal your heart."
ifavela89 13
maybe he's trying to talk to you in his own way.
kumarina 35
Did you???
FlyingPie 17
Just tell him you didn't do it. That about sums it up.