Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

Brake check

Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

Great start

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML