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Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Mandy_fml 0
Were you dressed as goldilocks?
Gerblat 0
Did he steal your pic-a-nic basket?
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Comments (211)
WTFKuro 0
I hope I'm not the only person who thought of The Wicker Man remake.
JaketheSnake54 0
Nope, me too. Was the man Nicolas Cage?
matt323 0
only in New York can a man be mugged by someone wearing a bear suit...
tygerarmy 35
Yup, cause only in NY would a person running down the street in a bear suit not even get a second glance. I'm guessing I'm the only one who thought of the chainmail type armor called a bear suit. Also Pedobear is robbing people now?
youthink_fml 0
What a wimp! You're a "man" and someone in a costume mugged you? What a wimp!
RedPillSucks 33
Usually the person doing the mugging has a weapon, like a gun. Pray you're never in a situation where someone is pointing a loaded gun at you.
CloudEnvy 17
Especially someone pointing a gun at you in a bear suit.
_Jay_15 8
well that sucks. mugged by man in a bear suit. but it must of been a funny seen to watch lol. :P
frickyourlives 0
This story would be better if you got mugged by an actual bear.
lets_be_ian 5
I believe that is called mauled not mugged... but I agree. Much funnier.
Loosechange 0
#1 What do you mean trusting someone to easily it could have just hit OP and taken his wallet and that is not so bad there was a guy wearing a tree suit and robbed a bank near where I live.
oddjonny 0
Have to laugh at this.Sorry.
shadowsbane 0
Haha, call the police, give them a description. I want to see the sketch of the suspect. Hahaha!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
This FML made me think of the bear from THE CLEVELAND SHOW.
IDigSmartLadies 0
John Irving would be proud.
f_alltheirlives 3
He would! I bet there was a writer inside the costume