Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said "Wow, who drinks this?" Her reply was "Why don't you tell me? I found it in your room." FML
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OKAY just to clarify some things.. because i am the one who posted this... i am 18 ... im a GIRL... and yes it was mine... i had left it in a bag months ago and when my mom was taking my laundry found it... and peach vodka? its actually quite good if you mix it with the right things.. esp cran juice, orange juice, and redbull.. i know its a lot.. but being a girl.. i dont really like hard liquor.. just the effects of it lol
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Jimboom 12
Dumbass. Even forth graders know that you get rid of empty bottles ASAP. Even if you have to throw them out of your window, you can still claim some idiot littered on your lawn. But Peach Vodka?? Dude. that's weak. Get some better taste in booze and then try again. Either that or start smoking pot.. no empty bottles to hide then.
birds_fml 7
Well, was it yours or not?
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sugarrhigh99 0
haha like the same thing happened to me in high school a few years ago. in our basement there are these ottomans that you can use for storage but i didnt think my parents knew they were hollow so i had booze in there, including some bottles i took from them. and super-classy water bottles. i came home and saw some bottles and assumed my mom had just gone to the liquor store or something...then i saw the waterbottles lol
izerz 0
OKAY just to clarify some things.. because i am the one who posted this... i am 18 ... im a GIRL... and yes it was mine... i had left it in a bag months ago and when my mom was taking my laundry found it... and peach vodka? its actually quite good if you mix it with the right things.. esp cran juice, orange juice, and redbull.. i know its a lot.. but being a girl.. i dont really like hard liquor.. just the effects of it lol
Chocolate_Chunk 2
then just ex it pure and drown the taste with some red bull. 3 big gulps in close succession should be enough to get the desired effect and you waste way less precious potato juice. (btw, in my country, you can drink as much alk as you like with 18, so if any american wants to get on my nerves about that post: byte it.)
sulitak 27
I'm a girl and I've always liked hard liquor. I love the burn
Pixie_styx89 15
Wow... Was saying "being a girl I don't like hard liquor just the effect of it" really necessary? I know MANY girls that prefer hard liquor and actually quite like it, and I would be one of them. Saying that is just degrading to both yourself and other girls. Mainly yourself because seriously that just makes you sound like a one of those cliché sorority ***** from cheesy movies.
schindler12345 24
I don't think the fact that you're a girl is the issue, it's the fact that you're underage drinking.
Demisie 7
Not over here she isn't
niceguy123 17
@93 here in Canada (well Alberta) 18=legal drinking age
OneOnJuanAction 22
By now you're probably 24, but still, shame on you for underage drinking.
gizmodorner 15
****** ass party bitch kys
nodbor 11
rehab
frenzykitty 0
Your mom finding PEACH vodka? Wow - that's one way to come out.
troubletcat 0
You're 18? Yeah, that makes it pretty ****** - you're an adult (in my country anyway, and even if you aren't legally an adult where you live, as far as I'm concerned you're close enough - although I concede that maturity levels differ greatly between people in that age group), your mum really shouldn't be going through your stuff. Being a girl is still no excuse for bad taste, though ~ I know plenty who don't fail at drinking. S'pose if it's what you like, whatever, but keep it away from me :p.
EffYourLyf 0
The author said nothing about it being his/hers or not.
holynemesis1208 3
peach is nasty. you need to try the black cherry one.
theoldGP 0
#55 lmaooo. #56.. the drinking age in the U.S. is 21 years
glasscaseemotion 0
lol who gives a shit what kind of alcohol this person drinks people have different tastes. and no one gives a **** if you like strong shit. it doesn't make you hardcore and you're kind of stupid for not throwing that kinda shit away if you're underaged
thetr00per 0
dude, peach? are you fruity?