Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said "Wow, who drinks this?" Her reply was "Why don't you tell me? I found it in your room." FML
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OKAY just to clarify some things.. because i am the one who posted this... i am 18 ... im a GIRL... and yes it was mine... i had left it in a bag months ago and when my mom was taking my laundry found it... and peach vodka? its actually quite good if you mix it with the right things.. esp cran juice, orange juice, and redbull.. i know its a lot.. but being a girl.. i dont really like hard liquor.. just the effects of it lol
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Jimboom 12
Dumbass. Even forth graders know that you get rid of empty bottles ASAP. Even if you have to throw them out of your window, you can still claim some idiot littered on your lawn. But Peach Vodka?? Dude. that's weak. Get some better taste in booze and then try again. Either that or start smoking pot.. no empty bottles to hide then.
birds_fml 7
Well, was it yours or not?
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DustyStorm 16
Yummmmm.....
ShananaginsLOL 13
BUSTED OP!!!!!
Vaati_fml 20
He asked who drank it, so apparently he didn't drink it.
PuppiesKisses 19
When I was in high school my best friend got caught with a bottle of vodka. She told her mom it was mine and they both showed up at my house. Her mom went insane on my mom but luckily we were able to remain friends. My mom was pretty neglectful so she just went with it while she was there then laughed at her when she left. It could be worse at least she seems to care. Also your an idiot.
yahtzeesouls 12
Hooray for drinking at 18 in the UK