UnidentifiedFun
Troy, United States
Today, I got hit between the legs with a kayak. FML
UnidentifiedFun tells us more.
Alright, some of you need clarification.. So my friend and I were paddle boarding/kayaking (she had the kayak), and I decided to backfloat in the water for a bit, as it was smooth waters and a relaxing day. But alas, my friend thought it would be hilarious to full-steam ahead into my crotch. Needless to say, it was a painful experience.
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Exodiafinder687 58
I wonder if it would hurt more to be hit by a kayak oar a canoe.
ItsAUnicorn 27
That still ******* hurts though
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Comments (67)
False_Stupidity 42
A kayak? Is that what people are calling a dick these days... ;-)
Exodiafinder687 58
I wonder if it would hurt more to be hit by a kayak oar a canoe.
buckdharma 38
Did you sink it?
danielhartlesss 13
Bahaha! I can't think of a better statement to read first thing in the morning. This just made my day.
Tarlachia 33
You're in New York... Last time I checked (from sunny Florida), y'all were experiencing blizzard situations. Was someone kayak-sledding??
Brandi_Faith 34
Sometimes people submit an FML about something that happened in their past, but FML always uses "today..." to start the sentence.
Tarlachia 33
I know.
johnbutsy 6
Close ya legs
WitEluded 13
...said none of my girlfriends ever.
brittaaany_93 38
Your profile pic makes your comments so much better!
lucie91_fml 12
i want to know the whole story... :) (hope you are ok)
patrickalamo 48
Kayak search for one and you are done...
vikky538 29
I am guessing you spread the legs wide enough to be hit by a kayak...