Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML
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explosivepeach 13
I would go and see if there was video surveillance to prove it was an accident
askullnamedbilly 33
Isn't it innocent until proven guilty, not the other way around?
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Comments (49)
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Maybe they think you did it on purpose because you're a bad student.
Googolman 29
It's horrible for the staff to assume that you did it on purpose. Hopefully you can get everything cleared up and get un-expelled from your school. And if charges are pressed against you, I doubt you will lose the case, since there is no real evidence that you pushed all those people down deliberately. After all, you are innocent until proven guilty.
Sweet_Visions 13
Happened 3 times to me.. ._.
zuzuily 14
It's sad that they thought you did it on purpose :/ But I can see this happening in my head and it's hilarious!!! LOL
worldclassrager 41
It happens...but I think you are stuck on that one unless someone can confirm that you tripped
silveronica5 12
You should explain it to them, that's really unfair
zocial 5
Sounds like a load of BS to me and considering that school has finished in the US for summer it quite probably is
hellphone_fml 37
summer school noun: special classes that are taught at a school during the summer, also used to make up credits in failed classes
dabears1011234 27
Hey read the rules buddy
Axel5238 29
My question is why would they assume you did it intentionally? Most people would assume it was an accident unless you have a habit of bullying people in your school or regularly do stuff like this as a joke why would they blame you?
nevadason 4
Too bad schools out
zocial 5
That's what I said then got s warning from the mods
nevadason 4
Too bad it's fake . And mods . No it's not summer school . You don't fall down the stairs and take a dozen people with you that's the size of Summer school class. I doubt all them are walking down stairs which a summer school wouldn't have ...