Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Anonymous
Culpeper, United States
It never rains, it pours
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Paperwork and bureaucracy
Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML
Blake
Mexico, Mexico
Fake plates
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
so embarrassing
Renton, United States
Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Top comments
TurtleGenius 0
Way to learn from your mistakes. Kudos man. I bet court went well...
Consequences 0
Maybe this time you'll learn. Probably not, though.
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Comments (201)
hihihi1234 0
While that does suck, don't speed and you won't get a ticket. It's very simple.
PureGold 0
Some people just don't belong behind the wheel of a car. I'm sorry, but you're one of those people.
dancercuity922 0
ever think about not speeding?
sparda4355 0
in regards to, well... all of you! so basically none of you drive? WHO the @#$% doesn't speed? I hate all of you "holier than thow righteous mother @#$%ers"... (you deserve it for speeding, you deserve it for drinking, you deserve it for bla bla bla) People speed, sucks that this guy/gal got caught twice in a row when the chances of that happening are slim to none (hense the FML post) but F Y ALLLLLLLL! OP: sorry that sucks man!
jike_fml 0
well you deserved that one...you might as well not even put fml after that because that was your own fault lol...that is kinda like getting a dui and then driving drunk to your court!
Chazlol 7
Didn't learn your lesson, eh?
JJawbreakerr 0
Speeding = Ticket. Study that for a couple of hours. It'll come to you :D YDI for being a ******** But also FYL for having to pay two parking tickets.
lolwut_fail 0
Dejavu. There was one of these for getting a parking ticket while paying off a parking ticket, or something to that effect.
volleyballer45 0
Yeah I have to agree with #26...I'm pretty sure everyone speeds. Hopefully you weren't going crazy over the speed limit. If that's the case then YDI, but otherwise FYL.
odlund 0
Sell the car, and take a cab for the rest of your life