WhyGod
Today, I got a diaper rash from a pad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ChangMu
Des Moines, United States
Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML
dirtytoes
Houston, United States
Today, I found a diaper in the parking lot. It's been raining all morning. This was the wrong day to wear flip-flops. FML
It burns down there
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
Matt
United States
Pissed
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Anonymous
Pataskala, United States
Splatter analysis
Today, after I wore a pad last night, I woke up this morning, took off my underwear to use the bathroom, and a huge period glob flew hit the rug and splattered everywhere. The globs got on every piece if clothing I wore. I then had to clean what looked like a crime scene. FML
ym
United States
Leaked
Today, at the ripe age of 29, I pooped my pants. It was a little diarrhea and I had expected it to be a fart, so I quickly had to grab my shorts, waddling to the bathroom, commando. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
git recked lul
Allen Park, United States
What even is that?
Today, I felt an itch on my butt so I went to the bathroom to scratch it. It was actually a dried layer of skin that broke from years of wear and tear, and now every time I shit I feel immense pain for the next hour. FML
Anonymous
Shitty situation
Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML
Dammit...
United States
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Top comments
cacheson 42
Time for a new brand!
claudiajean 24
I feel your pain. Due to a medical issue I once had to wear one for 4 months and my job required me to walk 10 or so miles every day. The end result was painful af
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Comments (48)
colo16_fml 10
Haha that's happened to me too!!
writergirl1029 17
That happens to me sometimes because I have sensitive skin. Thinking of changing to period underwear.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
I know exactly what you're going through- the weather is reaching 30 degrees where I am and it's even more irritating because I decided to shave the day before it started :'(
JMW7477 8
Yep. It's happened to me.
whisperskeep 8
Happens to .e all the time. I feel your pain. Hugs
demoiselleangel 5
I had this happen to me before. I had a medical procedure and had to wear a pad for weeks after it. diaper rash cream is your friend. I recomend targets up and up brand.
Catvillanueva 9
That's why I switched to a diva cup. So much better then a tampon or pad.
DraconicPinions 3
If I wear one longer than an hour or so, it gets red and sensitive down there. Main reason I switched to tampons, and am now looking at cups.
katluvr 22
I see that you've gotten responses alerting you to the possibility of allergic response to the paper products. Change your brand until you find one that doesn't cause this reaction. There are also some brands of TP that cause the same reaction. Be kind to yourself: pain like that is not "normal."
Jesse Kachelein 6
This happens to me all the time. Hats why I stop shaving a couple days before my prriod.