Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
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kristenlee 3
Just download tons of horse **** on his computer. When he asks why, tell him that for some reason, you couldn't download anything on yours so you used his instead. :D
plethora 3
How old are you?
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Comments (403)
brooklyngirl_fml 0
Get a friend to hack it.
lordotehtuba007 0
do a "safe mode" restart...you can access any account that is on there and change everything with out a password...if its a laptop the easiest way I know of doing this is to purposely over heat it ;)
VacuumNinja 0
Lordotehtuba007's Tech Support: To restart your computer in safe mode, purposely overheat it! F8 on startup is the hard way.
Herbal_fml 0
Figure out his password. Your dad bought you a computer, be happy.
Katzilla_dances 0
Format it >:)
DreMaMa 0
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This isn't a FML, kid your like 5. If you were 21 this be hilarious. If you want to know the password just type 1234567890...its a typical man thing
stupidmonkey80 0
the '5' year old is a graduate so they have to be at least 21 dumb@55
klutzyduck1 24
Why would they have to be 21? I graduated from high school at 17. If they are 21, maybe it's time to do things on their own.
sniper4613 13
Fucktard
monkeyz0r 0
hehe this gets SO annoying, my parents did this for my computer, except it was with websites too. i know there's a whole you have to follow his rules thing, but that doesnt prevent it from getting annoying too... -_-'
Darkon 0
Only use #13's advice if you hate your laptop! If you need to get to safe mode all you have to do is tap F8 while starting up. Download a Linux distro and install it to a flash drive restart the computer and all his settings are useless and unless he sees you using it he will never know as windows won't be active to log it.
ccc01 1
And if it's a MAC?
Starkiller92 0
If it's a Mac then he can use it as a paperweight or as an expensive leapfrog, which is basically what they are. or he can use it as a coaster :-)
hey_banana 0
Agreed with #13 You can change passwords in safemode by logging into the real admin. It has no password. Then you can either remove your dad's password or change it.
flip4tmac 0
No pr0n!
anotherside 0
Get a Live CD of a linux-based operating system like Ubuntu. Get a USB stick or flash card. Insert CD into the PC, boot it up, you have your own operating system that your father can't access. Use this to download what you want and save it onto your memory device.