Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nice but weird
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML
Today, after weeks of tirelessly organising a Secret Santa with work colleagues, we finally exchanged gifts. I got a stapler, which had been stolen from my desk the day before. FML
Corporate frown
Today, I thought it would be cool to make a TikTok dance routine while at work. Today is also the day the District Manager chose the perfect ass fucking day to pay my unit a visit. I was fired. Christmas is now ruined. FML
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Fop 6
Depending on how you look at it, that might be sexual harassment! TIME TO SUE, AMERICANS!
das_sherm69 0
if it was for P90X, then you have a reason to feel ******! that routine is balls hard.
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Comments (24)
Stickdude 1
Maybe he just didn't want the video
hellokimmiee 5
greeeeaaaat :P
xenomorph 0
Don't follow the video . . . if you do, you will have some trouble, especially if you're married.
teamhat 0
how the hell is this an fml?
AtrumMessor 1
Yay for tactful bosses! :P
maundy 0
learn to appreciate all gifts :)
Leftieswillrule 3
I'm pretty sure you're boss doesn't put much thought into christmas gifts for his/her employees, maybe he/she just picked a random gift
katie72 6
Wtf what a creeper lol xD
thelittlemissy 29
Give him deoderant, implying that he smells. BAD.