Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my long-distance boyfriend was trying to pick fights with me and start pointless arguments because he wanted a ticket out of the relationship. He wanted to find a reason to break up with me, rather than confess he has a local girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend convinced my current boyfriend to break up with me because, "Bros before hoes." They met for the first time last week. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
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little_aliceee 17
Break up with him and tell everyone what those two assholes did to you before they spread *****
tomwantssnow 14
That is seriously ****** for a friend to do, honestly I would just make sure neither of them were a part of my life anymore.
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Comments (169)
grritsshay 18
Shitty best friend and ignorant (hopefully ex) boyfriend.
elmateo_fml 9
Here's what you do: 1) Act like you are in love with him, no matter how bad he tries to start a fight cave in and let him "win" 2) Convince your best friend how madly in love you are with him, show her that you aren't planning on breaking up with him 3) Try this for a month and if he starts to act a lot more loving because he realized he has a good thing and he dumps your best friend, dump him, cold hearted, make him regret living, drop him like the useless bag of turd he is. 4) If he doesn't realize how good he's got it, break up with the bastard and tell him "I'm sorry but I only date men" hope this helps
Tooorrriii3 22
That's an awful thing to go through. I'm so sorry, OP.
niome_fml 9
wow just say bye to the both of them.
the_special_dawg 9
Aw I really feel for you. That happened to me and it freaking hurts and sucks. You're not alone
allisonmariexo 14
I'd be so pissed!
Stiggy626 25
so I'm guessing it worked?
caliguy08 17
F-that... you obviously could do better than both of them in the Boyfriend and Best-friend department
stellasue11 38
guessing hes not your boyfriend anymore. and shes not your best friend? those jerks deserve eachother!