Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
Just_Me_88 tells us more.
Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.
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tootsie68 22
What a pedophile!
lenamartinovic 13
How old is your husband? 0_o You should dump him. FYL, OP
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Comments (254)
Spark_Slicker 19
That's absolutely disgusting. I would cut off his manhood.
jayhawkchik 4
Dude, FYL! That sux. Sorry. Dump him, you and your child are better off without that pedo!
ebull30 3
Your husband sounds like a pimp I'm jealous
jim_bolicious 4
It makes me ******* sick how ignorant, and inconsiderate people can be to the people they supposedly love. Give him what he deserves, chop off his nut sack and shove his balls down his throat
bridgetv25 8
Omg idk if I'd like to say I hope that's his step daughter what either way pedophile or pedophile incest gross!!
yusaku02 20
I'd imagine he'd be going to jail
Theblackrose8 5
D-I-V-O-R-C- E.
clokwrkpig 6
I am so sorry for you. That is so rotten and not something that should happen to anyone.
fail_gurl21 7
WTF. thats just wrong. hope u divorced his ass.
xxjenn27xx 8
Thats just gross, how old is your husband?!