Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
Just_Me_88 tells us more.
Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.
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tootsie68 22
What a pedophile!
lenamartinovic 13
How old is your husband? 0_o You should dump him. FYL, OP
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Comments (254)
neonglostix 28
Someone needs to take this mans balls away before there are more children involved.
TrashyPineapple 1
Yikes I'm sorry. What a sick
kaydeebee 6
You should tell your man to wear a rubber.
free2speak 14
what the serious ****!?!
hellokeroppi 5
That is disgusting... If you stay with him you're just as bad.
Meesersuperman1 4
That's ******* disgusting. And probably illegal.
Spark_Slicker 19
The age of consent in Oregon, where OP is from and like most states in the US, is 18. So yeah, it's illegal.
blackonblight 33
Most states? I thought 17 was the norm, with 16 in some and 18 in about a dozen. May be misremembering.
allishall2694 0
Technically she can if it following her states age if consent laws. For example NJ age of consent is 16.
arickjames86 2
16 will get ya 20!
Whistlee 8
Was he her sitter?
mmmmIdiots 5
Wow is all I can say!!! Glad you realised your husband is an absolute ********!! Also people why so much hate to the FML regulars ???