ujellybro234
Brown City, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been having an affair with my childhood bully. FML
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ujellybro234 18
Hey OP here and wow didnt think this would pass! To all those people saying I should have stood up for myself earlier in my childhood I have one question. How was I, a 5'8'', 120 pound boy, supposed to fight off the 6 foot 200 pound lineman on our football team? Think before you comment. I wouldn't stand a chance.
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olpally 33
The bully still wins, but this time, kick her to the curb and kick him in the nuts. Completely the right thing to do.
gosh_mate 30
Their loss. Now you can find someone who deserves you. :)
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Comments (113)
KILJOY310 11
Bully still taking your stuff!
RoyalJoker4 15
Hes pounding more than just you now
RogueTheMan 9
I thought it was called an affair only if you're married? But you should teach that bully whose boss and beat the crap out of them when your girlfriend is nearby then dump her if she tries to cling back, it will be her loss
Tyrez 32
If you are cheating on a spouse I believe that is adultery but any type of cheating can be referred to as an affair.
stryder9090 28
Scotty doesn't know!
dman798 18
Time to bully the bully
MariaGiovanni 25
Pee on them both to assert dominance.
tiger820 20
that shit is funny! I can see it now, some random guy pulls his deal out and pisses on two people's feet!.... ?
Erdricks_Sword 9
Sorry bro
DvNavi 6
I'm so sorry, I was bullied most of my high school years, I really don't imagine why a girl would want to be with someone like that but I guess it's possible he's not a complete douche anymore. Although your girlfriend is, get someone who appreciates you OP :)
MetallicSkeleton 12
That must've hit you pretty hard.
amsterdamgirl 20
That just sucks times three. yes this is one of those situations in wich 1+1=3 if you overcome yourself ( and holding that I am immobilised and useless in all practical endeavours) maybe you can chat with me; unfortunately I am not unknown with weirdos trying to take over my live. A curse of the 21st century I belive. god luck either way