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ujellybro234 Brown City, United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been having an affair with my childhood bully. FML

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Hey OP here and wow didnt think this would pass! To all those people saying I should have stood up for myself earlier in my childhood I have one question. How was I, a 5'8'', 120 pound boy, supposed to fight off the 6 foot 200 pound lineman on our football team? Think before you comment. I wouldn't stand a chance.

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The bully still wins, but this time, kick her to the curb and kick him in the nuts. Completely the right thing to do.

Their loss. Now you can find someone who deserves you. :)

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Sorry OP. You can do better though. They deserve each other if they're both that low of people. Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet

countdini2000 13

I don't know exactly how you feel, but my sister married my childhood bully,

Well I guess them both being pricks makes them good for each other. Know this, OP, you're better than both of them.

A, I agree they deserve each other, B, approach fighting like this, do whatever you can to avoid it and when you get in one do whatever you can to kill the other guy, atleast that needs to be your mentality, bite scratch hit soft bits, just generally dont give up , but really just say good bye seriously some people are scum, that is as it is

Go George McFly on his ass

Some people never change

why do people jump to blame the victim so quickly? it's very hard to escape bullying, and a lot of bullying is emotional breakage as well as physical. there's a reason so many people get away with harassment in the first place.

This just made me want to squeeze you. Poor honey. (Shaddap this is just how I talk)

Dear Penthouse Forum.

wow that's like a punch to the face by Floyd Mayweather