Today, I found out that if I take back my expensive headphones that my daughter constantly borrows, she will play porn on max volume, whether or not I have guests over. FML
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sakurabloom 12
OP here. for all you saying i need to disipline my daughter, believe me i have. I made her appologise to my guests, her computer is taken away and she is grounded for two weeks. the poignancy of the FML would have been lost if i included that part along with the post being too long.
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itsme82 18
Here's a thought. Take away the device she's using to play **** on. Maybe I don't know.. Try grounding her for her actions. Discipline.. It's an amazing thing.
justcommenting19 19
This is why parents have to discipline their kids.
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Comments (115)
Shalnar 6
Being a parent, that's when I say, "I can stop being quiet with your mother, if you want to play that game." Of course, I'd also MAC block anything that kid has online.
TheLynx_fml 20
Did you by chance take them back because they had water damage?
ABlindMan 17
That's totally not a gross question. 10/10 completely uncalled for
tj4234 36
You could always block her devices from having internet access. Only takes a couple of minutes to do.
Kramer1998 20
If i did this as a child, i would have been beaten the crap out of!
frankmz 17
You're right. Beaten. Not spanked, but beaten some sense into. I didn't want to bring this up in case op thought I was implying to discipline the daughter this way.
ezrajab 22
That's hysterical!
sillygirl247 14
Time to take away the computer/phone. When she has earned it back and doesn't pull that shit anymore but her some cheap but effective headphones
FrostyyFML 15
Hello fellow Ontarian, that sounds like something the people I live near would do... Probably is the people I live near.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Send in relatives and friends to ask her what she's watching or say you should watch together and be dead serious. Right now this is a manipulative behavior to get what she wants.
obeykaitlyn 25
she sounds like a brat
AJSAngel 5
Sounds like you need to do a better job of disciplining her.