Orgasmataz
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML
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oathkeeper99 31
Doesn't matter, had sex?
clumsylobster 17
Sounds like this is the first time sex has been heard in your dorm. Does that mean you're the only one who's gotten laid recently?
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Comments (117)
gerardtheneko 12
Don't you ever get the feeling that sex is kind of overrated... I mean honestly think about it
Songstress 3
The only people that agree are usually the people either not having any or are doing it wrong.
laden_swallow09 35
Sex in advertising, definitely. Actual sex overrated? You're definitely doing it wrong.
Reider022 16
Pussy is not scary btw
Rababco 29
As someone who's most likely asexual and has no real interest in having sex, I feel like sex is overrated but I know sex is important to most people. I feel like society is too obsessed with sex though and people like to talk about it so much.
ronski 41
Hold your head high & go for seconds
interesting33 37
It's fine - walls at uni are always paper thin and everyone hears. As long as it isn't inconsiderate (like loud and late at night or during exams) most people are fine with it. I had never heard sex before uni and the girl next to my room had it a lot - seriously don't worry about it.
exoticwaved 9
Way to set the bar! Sounds like your lover knows what they are doing.
sexymomo1234 20
Well now your whole dorm and all of FML knows now!!! Hope it was fun for you though!!!
Reider022 16
Oh Bob Saget
wvcheesehead 13
As an automobile enthusiast... it sounds like you were a cherry ride.
cnclo54 6
music will surely drown it out
this_ghetto 16
Good job you got laid
LittleMissShadow 16
Who cares?! You got laid!