Orgasmataz
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML
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oathkeeper99 31
Doesn't matter, had sex?
clumsylobster 17
Sounds like this is the first time sex has been heard in your dorm. Does that mean you're the only one who's gotten laid recently?
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Comments (117)
FluffyPandas156 13
it's embarrassing now, But later it may be funny in the future.
brehhh_fml 8
what a way to lose it hahaha atta boy OP
lyricalservant 21
OP is not a boy, so it's unfitting
Riku714 25
it's a figure of speech
Vegetarian27 24
For a female it's "atta girl."
mitchishigh 5
You'll never forget your first! Lol
dutchy86 20
so? just let them lay in there bed at night... wishing to get laid while they hear you moan an get spanked ;)
iwanttogotoparis 26
Maybe you Should invest in a hotel room
RyWillieMitch 16
Normally they're rented
VampOfSavannah 31
College isn't cheap, I doubt that many students can afford a hotel room.
rylaii 26
Hotel room walls are just as thin too. Still going to be overheard
danielhao 6
Wondering how you found out
martin8337 36
Giggity.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Good news everyone, you've just had sex so stop complaining
bdsmslave 18
The realization must have hit you pretty hard...
Saraj07 18
Spanking FTW. Don't worry op, I doubt your the only one in your dorm who's done the deed and been heard. I mean it is college, sex is all over the place there. My first day of freshman year I heard the people below me going at it all night long. My roommate and I were like 'okay welcome to college I guess o.O'.
MrConcise 35
Surprised it took somebody this long to mention the spanking. Everybody is focused on the wrong red cheeks. You go, OP. Own it.