Today, I found out my no-work-experience brother has just accepted a 50k/year job. He is still in school and has never had a job. I work as an intern for 11 hours a day, get rude emails from my boss, and have 3 degrees and 5 years work experience. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister started a full-time job with a good pay despite having no prior work experience and being a college freshman. Meanwhile, I've graduated with two degrees, have been working two jobs for the last five years, and still can't get a full-time position anywhere. FML
Today, after weeks of my brother being laid off from work, I was able to finagle him an interview for one of the entry level positions at my work. He got the job, only to refuse it because it doesn't pay enough. I thought 9 dollars an hour was a lot more than 0 dollars an hour. FML
Today, my sister and I were talking about our salaries. She just graduated from university and will start working soon. It turns out that she'll earn more money than me. I have been working for 4 years. However, my earnings are still less than those of a worker with no experience. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My boss is my brother. His reason being that, "it would create awkward tension between us." I've been working for him for 5 years, and it's like he's only just realised that I was there. FML
Today, it's been months since I graduated university. I still haven't managed to land a single interview. Meanwhile my brother recently woke up from a week long bender, realized he had no money for weed, went out, and 4 days later landed a well paid sales job 15 minutes from home. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, I got called for a job that I applied to 2 months ago, just to ask me if I had an older brother that could work for them. FML
Today, I was let go from my internship for "not putting in enough effort". I was working 50 hours a week for almost zero pay. FML
Today, I was rejected for an internship due to a "lack of experience." I have both an MA and a BA from a highly prestigious school and years of work experience. My would-be superior: a 24 year-old without a graduate degree and only one year of work experience. She wore jeans to the interview. FML
Today, my brother called me, asking if I could help him do his taxes. Since he's a high school and college dropout, I thought all I had to do was a 1040EZ. No, last year he made more than twice what I earn, through self-employment. I have two Master's degrees and work at Burger King. FML
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mylifesucksserio 15
50k and still goes to school where the hell is he working
ImaginaryFoe 1
Put down the hater-ade you're sipping and look for a better job. If your internship will lead to the job of your dreams, stop worrying about what others have. A lot of people have it better than you but it shouldn't affect your life. He didn't force you into your situation nor is he preventing you from changing it.
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Comments (106)
tykiej 0
Life never promised to be fair. Life is only what YOU make of it.
hulabird 0
thats bullshit. isnt this fml a show of how life, when youre trying to make the most of it eductionally or whatever, can just penis slap you in the face??
CallMeHush 1
Life isn't fair, suck it up.
iamchuck 0
Tools get used, not paid.
WHAT_THA_PHUCK 0
Beards are for hobos and the Amish..
that_guy_ollie 0
errm dumbledore!
daddyk 2
you only say this cause all "men" you date probably wear eyeliner and suck ****.
DtownBrown 0
its all about who u know, be happy for him maybe he'll give u some chedda chedda
zenti 2
Isn't it just great how things seem to work out just fine for some people while others have to struggle just to get halfway there? It's the same with me and my brothers. They're the lucky ones. In this day and age it's all about who you know, not necessarily what you know.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Put down the hater-ade you're sipping and look for a better job. If your internship will lead to the job of your dreams, stop worrying about what others have. A lot of people have it better than you but it shouldn't affect your life. He didn't force you into your situation nor is he preventing you from changing it.
W4X 0
Where are you working, Op?
yewzd 0
McDonalds
Captain_Crankypa 2
maybe some hot lead will show em all! mu ha ha ha ha
ashurbanipal 0
win
visage 0
lol, sounds like me. My sis was in college for like 5 years, and makes like $50k/yr. The closest I've been to post HS education is getting hammered in a few frat parties.... and make >$70k!
Zebidee 9
Internships are just slave labour these days. They used to be a useful way to learn the ropes, but now they are just a way for companies to not have to pay for staff. If you've been doing it for a while, and still aren't being paid, just leave, if only for your own self respect. Oh, and relax about what your brother makes. It's not like he's taking the money that would otherwise have gone to you now, is it?