Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". FML
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missca_fml 19
Hey all I'm the OP, in hindsight I should have put that my Nan recently passed away, it was a couple of days earlier, and the website insists all FMLs are started with "today". Rest assured I didn't simply find out my Nan died and proceed to have sex!
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MrSassypants 34
It's kind of ironic that he was being an insensitive prick when his prick became sensitive after sex.
MrConcise 35
@19 - Connect with those you hold dear to mourn the loss of those you've become disconnected with. Sex is the ultimate symbol of unity; I imagine those in mourning would find that comforting after a devastating loss.
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Fou_Lou 20
Too soon? XD
SillyBeanie 8
I don't think it's what he said it's more the fact she probably was not thinking about her nan, feeling better and right then he brought her up again, right after sex none the less. It's hard losing someone, I send best wishes to you and your family
Deniedmydignity 12
I know I'm gonna get thumbed down for this but... That was pretty funny but seriously sorry for your loss I feel ya
ThatGoatGuy 6
I'm sorry for your loss but I imagined some Mufasa thing going on where she's smiling up in the sky and I laughed my ass off
hotchpotch 5
That's hilarious! High five to him
xKai_Axelx 12
totally only comforted you for sex.
ToxicTyrael 26
I don't think so. I think he comforted her because he's a worrying boyfriend and suddenly things heated up just as OP said. Not every male tries to get laid every minute and uses any chance like a sad girlfriend :( But I have to admit that he messed it up in the and.
Joshery 14
That is very insensitive...
captainsmegma 12
That's thoughtfull. Firing off a cumshot in granny's memory.
nevergetsfirst 11
It's like a cannon for a soldier, but better
kjmw89 1
Yuk... well that's the biggest turn off. If I was in your shoes he would be dumped and be leaving with a black eye or two.
ToxicTyrael 26
Why is the ultimate solution for most of you to get rid of the significant other?? No wonder that so many peoply are unhappy singles I mean damn! Get your stuff together and talk about problems instead of ditching everyone that hurts your feelings in your pink fluffy cosy world! Next thing is: Why would OP or anyone beat his/her partner? Abusive relaitonships are a serious problem and not to be made fun of. Seriously what's your freakin problem?
confushon 12
Shiiiit
RocketmanWelbz 17
That's actually pretty funny