Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML
Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband read my journal behind my back when he got mad over something I'd written in it. This is the same journal that my therapist told me to keep, to help me get past my trust issues. FML
Today, I stumbled across my ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost my virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
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okieraider71 4
Tell him you know exactly how he feels. If you really want to hurt him, tell him your "lost soulmate" was well hung.
lucidlucia 0
I could never stay with a man who doesn't think of me as his soulmate. to be referred to as a 'previous commitment' and not 'dear wife'. to be regretted as a choice. I'd rather be alone.
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Comments (123)
hassenpfeffermmm 0
Your husband may be in love with the idea of the other girl because he never experienced reality with her.
ididurmom 0
You deserve it, you self centred bitch. Getting exited about reading someone else's blog to see what they wrote about you. Again, totally deserve it.
Sakura13_fml 11
You're an idiot, seriously. She didn't even say that she started by searching things about herself. She might as well have been reading the blog, then thinking "hey, I wonder whether/what he wrote about me!" I think that's rather normal. Also, even if you're right, she still doesn't deserve her husband telling the whole world but her how he would rather be with someone else. That's both cowardly and extremely rude. FYL.
Waltersjay 0
Damn. Lol.
hayoudumbass 0
maybe you just aren't exiting nuff for him
SilenceIsSilver 0
Omfg... What a dumbass... That's so sad... QQ FYL
Nyolia 11
An online. Jesus, learn grammar.
redflayme79 0
Wow, what a huge betrayal. Leave him.
OriginalPooh01 0
Its you, not him. YDI for not being lovable. >:D
MrDanny254 0
hey today u got Hit with a bike fml
Taurus_ChicKa 37
"Excited to read about myself." Narcisstic much?