Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for Spring Break. She said she would be in the same city as I would, and I couldn't help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML
Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML
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FML_allthetime 0
thats rough, but theyre obviously not true friends. go find nicer ones!
tinasuckss 0
wow bitches
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Comments (162)
Dimaranien 1
get some new friends...stat. Real best friends don't give a sh!t about what you look like.
summer66_fml 0
some "friends"......ditch those bitches.....
King_of_Kings 3
forget them
jonasbratha 0
Time to get new friends. New fat friends that is.
erisiris 0
i just found out the same thing today only because they were discussing it in front of me, other than that, i don't think i would have found out until pics were posted on facebook. **** all them assholes
divxman_fml 0
that's what happens when your best friends are the popular stuck up ones.. the nice ones would never be like that
noodlesandsauce 0
Obviously these are not your friends.
elloelle 0
i totally agree with #5 what great friends...not
pokemon13 0
that suckks ! and dude best friends don't do that. I'm guessing yours Karen in the group ? time to find ppl who like you for who you are.
av232 0
really? these are your "best friends"?