Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
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macskapingvin 0
And the only reason he wanted your sister was because your mum turned him down and she was the closest he could get.
naximus93 0
What a douche bag. Time for an evil revenge plan OP.
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Comments (86)
papaya_master 4
In true honesty, that does sound rather depressing.
cbranflakes 1
that's what I thought :p
deaper 16
And HOW did you find THAT out? Please don't tell me that he was freaking STUPID enough to actually come out and TELL YOU this information? Cause if he was you should dump his sorry/dumb butt just for TELLING YOU that! (Not to mention the fact that he obviously doesn't love YOU for who you are!
Illblowyourmind 3
I TOTALLY agree with your AMAZING comment. I mean he ACTUALLY TOLD HER?!!?!?
HomeAl0ne 20
) It wasn't going to compile otherwise. But bonus points for using all caps for your constants.
tanjoodo 3
YoU kNoW, CaPs MaKe A dIfFeReNt.
savvy_suzy 0
It sounds as though he told you that to hurt you. I would not want to stay in a relationship where someone was actively trying to mess with my head and heart. I don't know the full story, but I'd leave the situation if I were you. It isn't you he wants or will ever want. I'm not saying that to be mean, at all, it's the truth.
CrazyManNo9 29
My bet is her sister told her that out of mean spite or jealousy.
hnz 13
that seems psychotic but a very good plan
perdix 31
Take what you can get as long as you can get it. Just be prepared for your sister to change her mind and take what is rightfully hers. In the meantime, enjoy the ride.
MlKAYLA 0
I'd dump him. I don't want to fall in love with some guy that starts to crush on my sister.
mrpyramids 8
dump his a**
Kerry_Joy 0
That sucks OP. I used to have to deal with a somewhat similar situation when I was a teen except it was my girl friends befriending me, hoping for a sleep over so they could sneak out of my room and hook up with one of my brothers. Any guy who thinks it's ok to do what your ex (I'm hoping here) did, is completely self involved and not worth feeling pain over. I'd suggest making a dart board out of one of his pictures. Throw it in the fireplace when you're done with it and watch him burn out of your life.
eftup 9
smart guy!