Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Classic
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML
Time to move on
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
Projection
Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
That's kinda handy!
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me using LinkedIn, a platform people use to connect with potential employers. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Top comments
strugglingatlife 14
Thats not someone you should be spending time with. Break up with him
meganhoffmann13 20
Looks like it's time you went back on the market. Once a cheater always a cheater. Good luck, op.
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Comments (67)
tallesttree 10
You shouldn't have quit your job, just saying .. And yes he is a douche.
tamesenicole 27
I voted YDI because why in the world would you let someone tell you not to go to work and provide for yourself in case something happens? Like really you're that much of a follower?
limabeans101029 21
It's possible that he was very manipulative or even abusive in order to get his way.
bhopejohnston 16
I'm just going to correct this for you, (ex-boyfriend)
joshi42 16
Did anyone ask about the gender of his boss?
gunner162 6
I am reminded of the movie "horrible bosses"
jenninyc1128 17
You quit your job because he said you made enough for the both of you? Each person should already have their own money set up for when something like this (cheating) happens.
Eivana 37
You are a fool for quitting your job.
nikomilewis 8
Dang..
Alastrina_fml 20
"Hey honey, I love you so much I really want you to quit your job so I can support you!" Lame. What kind of idiot does that? Personally I think the extra income is a good thing, not to mention knowing your SO can pull their own weight is sexy.
tcglover 8
Lol