Today, I found out my aunt posted a picture of my butt in a bikini bottom on Facebook. I didn't even know she had taken that picture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I am fuming. We went to the beach in the sunny weather and my husband finally got round to posting the pictures on Facebook. In one of them I’m sunbathing and one of my fanny lips was hanging completely out the edge of my bikini. FML
Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me, and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Your butt in a Bikini Bottom... It's like a porno straight from SpongeBob SquarePants. "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
reachaxe 22
Ask your aunt to delete it if you're not pleased with the angle. If she doesn't comply, Just report it and get it removed!
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Comments (37)
PainInTheAsss 16
Well it looks like she is in a butt load of trouble.
ClairvoyantVamp 19
Your username makes that pun even better
MandieL 27
Was the focus your butt? Or did your butt just happen to be in the photo, while she was attempting to focus on something else? Either way, report the pic and talk to your aunt about boundaries.
ClairvoyantVamp 19
I mean, most of my legs and part of my back was in the picture too, but no she wasn't trying to focus on something else.
MandieL 27
Ya, that's messed up then. Your aunt needs to learn boundaries. I hope a resolution is not hard to come by!
Mike_Oxhard 14
There are eyes and security cameras everywhere. If you're ashamed to be seen in a bikini bottom, then wear something more sensible, otherwise stop being a bitch.
rykelmb 12
She's not being a bitch, you idiot. Her aunt took a picture of her that she wasn't aware of, then said aunt put it on Facebook. Whether it was of her ass, her face, or whatever, she has every right to request the photo be removed or report it. God you're simple.
heatherrr17 19
Why would she do that?
VetisX 8
that's a butt rude of her
TheCrazier 3
why do so many people take these things at face value??? Her aunt probably took a family picture or something and OPs butt is in the corner or to the side of the main picture subject and the aunt doesnt see it as a big deal but OP is fixated on her butt. i mean my family takes tons of pictures and uploads then and sometimes someone in the background looks unflattering or in a compromising position but they arent immature and dont see it that way.
tattooed_bb 18
OP said in a previous comment that there was no one else in the picture. It was just of her legs/butt/back
caterinette 12
Not that clairvoyant, vamp.
Bunnyluver 20
You can always play it off if your face, or something else identifiable, isn't in the photo. You should talk to your aunt about that though, since it is such sensitive picture.
sutima 23
Pics or it didn't happen.
Mortoli 30
lol i wanna hear more on this.. you ask her why she took photo and post it?