Today, I found out if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around, it does in fact make a sound, and also $5,000 worth of damage to your truck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML
Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML
Today, a tree fell on our 3-month-old family car. Today, I also learned that my husband never insured it. It's probably scrap, and we still have to pay it off for the next 5 years. FML
Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
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Top comments
ariastyles12 25
If nobody was around, then how do you know it made a sound?
kpetrovski 24
Well, now we know! May we never ponder this thought again. Good game, everyone.
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Comments (57)
SexyQueen0905 24
Technically, you don't know if it made a sound. Sorry about your expenses though.
CheekyRaccoon 27
The druids were mad at how much pollution your truck was making, so they asked ents to show you the wrath of nature.
my_dog_is_better 19
And what vehicle do you drive that doesn't pollute whatsoever
VeganVampyre 27
A nonexistent one? Not everyone has a car, you know.
CheekyRaccoon 27
Well if you must know I ride a horse, but you'd probably say your dog is better..
Leauge 13
I hope you sued that tree!
HollyQuinn 21
I just love the way you worded this. Sorry about the truck, bro!
Nomaddict 14
Maybe it was silent but deadly?
StarkWolf_fml 23
FINALLY! been waiting for an answer to that question since Denzel Crocker
LPac5295 27
I mean you still don't know if it made a sound but you know they're still destructive when they fall.
ToobaLord 3
but there was someone there to hear it.
saffy66 34
You were around, weren't you?
Witchylady 18
Actually it only makes a sound if there is someone there to perceive the falling tree. Otherwise your truck just had a falling tree trunk on it without sound