Today, I found out I do not have a fast metabolism, I've actually had a tape worm living inside me for 3 years. FML
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Iskylite 6
the doctor said it could've lived inside me for 30 years. I'm glad they got it out :) and yes I'm feeling much better :)
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laladd123 11
How did you not notice for so long tape worms can be huge
logic368 8
Look on the bright side, you're thin as a tapeworm! Jack, that sucks, did you get it out?
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Comments (158)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Just be glad you're not dead and it can be removed.
Sh1btastic 4
OP doesnt want to say because the discovery probably happened when OP noticed the tape worm hanging out his ass!!!! It also has nothing to do with metabolism, tape worms attach their head to the inside of the intestine and start feeding adding 'segments' to their body similar to the tail of a rattle snake.
why57why 21
Nope nope nope
Blahblah9921 4
damn thts scary at least you found out
Pizzaman556 7
ewwwww
Wild_Marco 13
Apparently I have a fast metabolism too, but I fear that I have a tapeworm.... Either way, FYL
baxeh 29
Sharing is caring eh?
EthanTheStrange 4
That is actually my biggest fear. I'd rather die. Ive been to scared to look at my own xrap for years because the fear of discovering I had parsites. I blame monsters inside me.
Caelacali 6
GROSS
emskimo89 0
OP, I had a tapeworm, too and am possibly still dealing with it. Don't listen to any of these people because guaranteed none of them have gone through the same thing. Fish tapeworm is actually the largest human dwelling tapeworm, and the most common because of sushi/sashimi popularity in U.S.