Today, I found out I do not have a fast metabolism, I've actually had a tape worm living inside me for 3 years. FML
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Iskylite 6
the doctor said it could've lived inside me for 30 years. I'm glad they got it out :) and yes I'm feeling much better :)
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laladd123 11
How did you not notice for so long tape worms can be huge
logic368 8
Look on the bright side, you're thin as a tapeworm! Jack, that sucks, did you get it out?
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Comments (158)
neander 8
How cool is that?
hdana 9
having a fast metabolism myself, this is my biggest fear
arre2006 19
You're disgusting
HAno97 12
Omg! hurry and get tht thing out
VoodooPriestess 16
Um no disrespect but isn't a symptom of a tapeworm severe abdominal pain? How did it take three years?
Martnikk 15
Depends on the body and how the parasite got stuck. Sometimes it takes a few moths sometimes a few years
ingram450 3
thats kinda hot
agentx52 13
I'd keep it.
lesbionist 10
Gross !
Miaku 11
Eek. Hopefully that's all fixed up now? But wouldn't you notice earlier? Considering that you're pretty much starving because a worm is inside you?
Martnikk 15
Considering he could eat as much as he wanted to even stuffing himself with junk food.
frod0 10
Damn! That's crazy! :(