Today, I found out I do not have a fast metabolism, I've actually had a tape worm living inside me for 3 years. FML
Iskylite tells us more.
Iskylite 6
the doctor said it could've lived inside me for 30 years. I'm glad they got it out :) and yes I'm feeling much better :)
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laladd123 11
How did you not notice for so long tape worms can be huge
logic368 8
Look on the bright side, you're thin as a tapeworm! Jack, that sucks, did you get it out?
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Comments (158)
Lonus 9
Great, now you've got me worried.
Huddisher 10
I have been losing weight at an unnatural rate lately. Lol. Crap.
blackonblight 33
As long as you're still getting nutrients there's no worry. Also, if you take any meds, pretty sure the tapeworm would be the one getting the results, not you, so that's another thing you can say "no, my pills are working, must be digesting just fine"
imbedderdenu 23
ummmmmm....
Isa_fml 20
Oh my God, that is horrifying. Glad you got it out. D:
ThatsJustCray 5
dryheave 101
ohSNAPyall 27
How did you get this?
MzNViziBLe 8
We need more info for this story. How did your three yr discovery come about?
Fiori4 20
Seriously how did you figure out you had one!? We HAVE to know! But good thing you got it out OP.
rezdog64 1
Wow. I have a fast metabolism at least I hope I do. How they get it out and what were the symptoms?