Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
Today, I had been working at the checkout for over five hours. Slightly tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink. He smiled and winked back. When I finished work two hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I tried to act extra confident by making intense eye contact during a meeting. My boss finally stopped talking and asked, “Do you need something, or are you just glaring at me?” Now everyone thinks I have a crush on him. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
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mfmylifesrsly 30
ummm YDI, if you didnt want him, then dont wink back. idiot.
RedPillSucks 33
so which is it? are you an asshole trying to seduce him, or are you trying to seduce his asshole?
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Comments (43)
rogerover 19
Just tell him what you were doing. He'll think it's hilarious! Maybe...
Doortje 30
So.. if you weren't trying to seduce him, why were you winking back?
starile 20
Honesty is the best policy. Just go up to him an apologize for mercilessly ridiculing his freakish eye condition. Then give a friendly cupping of his junk, and be on your way.
perdix 31
Unless you are butt ugly, you've turned that winker into a wanker.
sourgirl101 29
Turning Japanese?
WalterKovacs 1
Well, be an adult and tell him politely that you weren't aware of his condition.
Sammara 0
How did you find out? Did he tell you, or did someone else? If someone else did, then just stop winking and never bring it up. If he told you, apologize for your action. However, as someone who knows plenty of people with ticcing disorders (which often include wink-like eye twitches), I'm not sure how you could possibly mistake a tic like that for a wink...
5upernova 3
Regardless of what he thinks, what do YOU think about this? If you are winking at him all the time, that says something about you and how you think about him.
ifeelya 5
I would have figured it out in a day, not a week. FYL
mz_booty 0
tell me about it lol guys that went at guys that's worst!!!