Am I the only one who thinks this is actually a pretty tame fantasy compared to the weird shit some people are into? Other people. People who are not me. Ha. What?!

That's the breast thing ever, you shouldn't make a pig deal out of it.

I would love more details

So what did he actually do with the ham? Put some **** on it and eat it in a sandwich while you were still tied to the chair?

#Relationshipgoals

whaaaat!?!

At least yours tells you his fantasies. I've been with my boyfriend for over 2 years and he still tells me he doesn't have any.

I just want to know what the logic behind this kink is. I mean, mild bondage, pretty common. Good in the bedroom, pretty common. But this is just an oddly specific set up that almost seems like some obscure magical ritual.

probably discuss it before hand

"What's your secret sexual fantasy, hun?" "Hamboobs!"

well at least you are able to say that you've tried it and didn't like it. kudos for having an open mind, sorry it was weird.

Always ask about the fantasy BEFORE agreeing! hahahaha! I'm dead.