Today, I found my son trying to comb his hair with scissors. He's the same kid who thought that if he ate toothpaste, he would never have to brush his teeth again. FML
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Hello the OP here, in case you are wondering my son is 14, this what makes this bad. I had a talk with him about combing his hair with scissors, he said that since it had an edge he thought it would work just fine. He's not hurt in any way but if he was to hurt himself, I would have told him to figure it out. The eating toothpaste is a whole different story, I didn't know the purpose and he didn't know the purpose. I don't think he knew that toothpaste is poisonous if you ate it. Anybody want to adopt a kid?
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ImTheAlpha 30
What. Where is this kid's logic? Also, how old is he, because a 3 year old doing it is way different from a 13 year old.
ihaveasushicat 24
How old is your son? And I hope he doesn't stab himself with the scissors... Or punch true his head or poke his eye... I don't think he should have the scissors, in fact.
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dustbunny7 8
Did #69/70/71/72 mention that he is 14?