Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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blondebabycakes 0
I know how you feel:)
herb517 0
unfortunate. maybe you should be a better friend...or at least get some good weed...then youll have lots of friends XFD
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i_like_chicks 0
no FML there, i almost never get calls and i dont give a ****. life is not about cell phone calls, try to focus on something else o.O
greatnt249 0
#64, for your edification, I am an American; you missed my point entirely. The point I was trying to make was that people who whine about crap like what the OP did are the type of people who tend to substitute REAL relationships for superficial bullshit that they call "relationships"; namely, excessive use of Facebook/Myspace, Twitter, absurd amounts of texting, etc. Basically, if you're willing to bitch about the lack of phone calls/texts you've been receiving on your cell phone because you think it's a reflection on how much people care about you, you need to take a serious look at what's important in life.
Luky_fml 0
thats like logging onto facebook/myspace after a month and not getting any new messages :(
iamafail 0
ouch :(
greatnt249 0
#89, thank you for proving my point.
curryndricegirll 0
I hate when that happens. I worry if people needed to get in touch with me or something, and then I don't have any missed calls or text messages.
King_of_Kings 3
whining to us about no one liking you won't help anything. get some better friends who would actually enjoy talking to you.
nd_fml 0
This is not a terrible FML. I had no internet access for two weeks and spoke to no one except my immediate family. My phone remained dormant throughout this entire period. None of my friends bothered to contact me to see why I hadn't been at uni or online. It really sucks when this happens.
killface_fml 0
You really should be thinking FML because no one has called you in only 3 days. Get over yourself.
Kickinchicken213 3
seems like you're in high demand.