IamHM
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I found my diamond earring, which had gone missing. The vet had to surgically remove it from my dog. Despite having made the voyage through the dog's digestive tract, the earring is more expensive than ever. FML
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Miss_Chevious 37
Hey, look on the bright side, you got your ring back AND your dog is still alive.
jaspinkgrl01 18
Maybe your dog just wanted to feel fancy
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lysx84 24
Why is it more expensive than ever?
trucker2 33
Sentimental, maybe
sullysair123 19
I'm pretty sure OP meant like more valued. Jewelry is known to be shinier when it comes out of a dog's stomach because the acids in the dog's stomach clean out any imperfection.
Calingaladha 21
Because they had to pay for the surgery to retrieve it.
NicoleP1993 29
@13, yeah what 21 says. I had to have a suspicious lump on my cat checked out... it cost me 300-*******-Euro's. I paid it without question out of love of course, but you can imagine the cost of an all-out surgery. The surgery on OP's dog cost more than the diamond earrings probably.
trucker2 33
Plz, tell me your not wherein them now. Grrrooossss
Pacers13 11
Actually it's cleaner than ever, the acid in dogs stomachs clean it.
worldclassrager 41
Let me guess the removal costed more that it was worth...I guess there is a point of now nature taking it's course would get it...
Calingaladha 21
I wonder if it was a lab...those dogs will eat anything.
IamHM 14
Bingo! He's a black lab. And apparently likes shiny things.
MDoremis 38
My parents lab is a little kleptomaniac. He will literally snatch anything up that drops.
ptoka 20
My lab, when he was a pup, grabbed a black sharpie and chewed it up. He then thought it was a great idea to step in the ink and walk all over the wooden floors in our living room. As they grow up you learn they can eat anything it seems (mine loved to eat bees that flew by his face).
Calingaladha 21
Ha! Well, I'm glad the dog and the ring both came out unscathed.
cchamberlin1 13
Lol I have a black lab and she will literally eat anything, and she's 14 years old. They have stomachs of steel
kaylabunny1999 22
Probably because of the steel they are eating
ColorOfSoul 19
That makes both of you.
epicx22 22
Atleast the dog is fine & so are your earrings :).
AmIReallyRenee 20
Get a dog. Lose an earring. No big deal till your dog eats something more important and you loose that thing and your dogs life.
writerchic85 26
Keep your stuff out of the dogs reach
prettygurl89 16
Poor pup! And poor OP, now you're gonna think of poo every time you wear those earrings lol
ApplePie1994 27
Reminds me of Marley and Me when Marley eats a gold necklace, and his owner bravely searches his poop for said necklace. Also, in Marley and Me, when Grogan receives emails of condolence after the dog's death, one of the emails tells a very funny story of a Lab who was a huge food thief. His owner placed a chocolate dessert ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE, and the dog pulled out the drawers of the dresser next to the fridge, climbed them like stairs and ate the chocolate. Labs like to munch.