Today, I got a mosquito bite on my wrist. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I am pretty sure mosquito bites are not supposed to start crawling up to your armpit while swelling. FML
Severus_Snape_ tells us more.
Wow, this is the first time one of my FMLs have been accepted! I googled whatever was happening on my arm, and I think 26 may or may not be right. According to the internet, if should go away in a few days, and it was a spider bite. But ever since I was a kid, I've always attracted some weird bug bites, but this has never happened to me before. Unfortunately, I am the type of person that will twist my wrist and still just say that I'm fine. Like that time where I threw up twice when I was 11 years old and still insisted that I was well enough to go to school, only to be sent back home when I threw up again. I applied some type of cream thing on the bite, and it has gotten better. It'll probably go away in a few days. Hopefully.
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sarahxwasxhere 23
You might wanna get that checked out
imnotc00l 10
You should probably go to the hospital
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sarahxwasxhere 23
You might wanna get that checked out
AmIReallyRenee 20
Ikr. Geez get off ur device and get to a doctor.
tormcn 26
Considering it sounds like a tick, yeah.. which can lead to Lyme disease.
alexanderavatar 24
nah hes being paranoid
doodlecloud 27
How does it sound like a tick? Ticks burrow their teeth in and hold on for dear life, the one thing they DON'T do is crawl around. This sounds like some kind of terrifying tropical parasite..
happyturtle 16
why go to the doctor? after all, you are severus snape. make some potion god damn it!
Miss_Chevious 37
You might want to see a doctor before it crawls up to your face as well. As far as we know, that is how mutations occur :P
blazerman_fml 17
This is nothing like the comic books....such a shame..Mosquitoman has a nice ring to it too :(
Spudnik 21
Allergic reaction perhaps? Go see a doctor. Are you sure it was a MOSQUITO that bit you?
friedpwnadge 25
That bites. It must really bug you.
Enkeria 30
I don't understand why this got thumbed down. Lol.
shesaywha 19
@18 I don't understand why it's been thumbed UP. That shitty situation joke gets buried in down facing thumbs but these jokes rarely go sub zero, despite being equally as bad and repetitive.
cameron6731 13
I think we all know who made a "shitty situation" joke and got thumbed down.
shesaywha 19
Naw. It's just the double standards on this site makes me laugh sometimes.
extrasnipes 22
That jokes must really pest him off
SAGARCo 19
You're pesting me off, that isn't proper grammar.
Lalala579121 28
I guess 42 just isn't punny enough.
friedpwnadge 25
This pun was so bad, I almost downvoted myself at first. I came on here expecting to see it hidden hahahahaha
imnotc00l 10
You should probably go to the hospital
mds9986 24
Yup. Blatant sign of a blood infection. If it "crawls" up to the heart/chest area, OP is dead.
alexanderavatar 24
don't sugar coat you forget to mention there tracker jackers and now his family is going to all die
buckstop1 37
Nah, just put some Neosporin on it, OP will be fine
Philintheblankz 14
Get a mosquito bite on your other wrist and you will look like popeye the sailor man.
nomoreparty 11
If op Smoke some weed with pipe instead of having spinach then he would be able to do that..
tantanpanda 26
No, that would make OP high as ****.
R2Y2 22
Showing up to a hospital stoned sounds awful (op really should get it checked out)
Talonshere 14
Knowing you've been bitten must really be getting under your skin. but in all seriousness, get it checked out as soon as you can.
thedoctor999 11
That sounds more like a spider bite. Since it's going upward you really should see a doctor!
invadermaythe1st 35
might be a bug inside you?
ragnarok1540 39
I agree. It sounds like it might be a case of cutaneous larva migrants (an infection caused by a hookworm). These parasites may be found in the intestines of dogs, cats, and other animals and are spread through through skin contact with droppings on the ground or other surfaces. I highly recommend that you see a doctor soon. Also, wear shoes at all times when outdoors. If you have a pet, you may want to take them to a vet to get them de-wormed.
SolarLunix 21
This isn't a probably or a should or a maybe GO TO THE DOCTOR! If it's moved like that in less than a day and your doctor can't see you, GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM!