Today, I found my boyfriend of two years is a wanted man in the state of Texas, and was living under a fake identity for the past three years. What is he wanted for? Rampant identity theft. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Today, I opened some junk mail addressed to my fiancé and saw a credit letter about applying for a new mortgage. When I called to tell him his identity was stolen, he admitted he bought a house, and then broke up with me. I had no clue he was unhappy. FML.
Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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Top comments
CallMeHush 1
... and you think you know someone.
KaizerTeel 0
I call FAKE. Identity theft is a Federal Offence, and would not have made him wanted in Texas alone.
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Comments (40)
girlygirl666 0
*like* ^^
FML_FYL_2009 0
#12, are you retarded? You must ride the shortbus. I'm pretty sure it's better if her boyfriend isn't wanted for ANYTHING. And identity theft is pretty serious. Hopefully one day, someone will steal your identity and you can see how personally tragic it really is.
shunshunrikka89 0
Just because his comment might have sounded stupid to you does not mean its ok to wish something like that on him.... No one should have to go through something like that.
smartypants9 15
17 are you retarded? I would rather have an identity stealing boyfriend than one that is a wanted rapist and murderer. Yes, identity theft is serious, but so is rape and killing people. And don't wish things like that on people. I suggest you stop being a rude and hateful moron.
kenyrabit 25
Ruff, ruff!
roryriddle 5
okay she's just pointing out that her boyfriend has been under a false name for 3 years and hes wanted for identity theft. do i have to spell out the irony of this?
Letomi 0
So... how's your credit been lately?
kenyrabit 25
Extra thumbs up. Clever.
Dopeyrox 0
check your credit, kick his ass then RUN!!!!!
girlindie 0
...how can identity theft be rampant?
Ninjaface 0
Is there a reward?
mangocherrypie 0
Really sorry to hear! How could you know; who the hell lies about their identity for such a long time?
EveryDayJackAss 0
well if he's still with you after 2 years....that must mean he actually loves you.....or just really really doesn't feel like stealing your credit and just laying low. Too bad he ain't wanted for robbing, that would be badass, identity theft is just lame.
shunshunrikka89 0
When your identity gets stolen they can buy hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of stuff in your name because you might have good credit. So essentially it's robbery on a massive scale, dumbass.
ilovejustin4ever 0
if there is a reward you should tell coppers on him..... or if he knows you know i would tell cops straight away coz he could kill you coz he thinks or knows your guna tell cops....
quinn1184 25
you spell like a ******* retard.