Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML
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Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he tried to say it was from before we met, even though in the video he was wearing the watch I bought him for his birthday 3 days ago. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, my girlfriend filmed a video about violence in sexual relationships for a class. I expected a monologue kind of thing. She then told me it was an example video of an encounter with a male classmate. She showed me. It’s pretty much porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML
Today, according to my girlfriend's instant messenger, which she left open on my laptop, I am her rough shag on the side while she searches for a guy who is husband material that her parents will approve of. I guess the engagement ring in my bag is going back to the shop. FML
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Sexywifey91 0
take back that ring!
dreamering 16
now you know the bitch
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Comments (215)
bloobelly 0
you watched all of it???
nerdsgetmehot 23
Whoa! Personally, I wouldn't be able to trust her ever again. She betrayed you-- and then when she had the chance to come clean and tell you the truth, she lied instead.
Lukee 0
What's the ITBC?
iheartowls 0
36- I wouldn't be able to trust her either. Cheating is an absolute deal breaker for me. I made that clear to my husband, and I also told him, I will always be faithful. And that's the truth.
sjuniorg 3
you should tea bag her forehead till it gets red then dump her and go out wit a friend of her's.
sjuniorg 3
I bet he jacked off to her in the video
johnkzin 0
Get the ring back, and dump her.
kaileigh10 2
WTF!!!
boopityboppity 11
On every FML, there's always one of you. Do you not get it? Are you on some sort of powerful drug? Or is it that you were #42 and thought this to be the meaning of life?
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
oh my god. :( I am so sorry.
breenntt 0
WOW. thaats whaat I call a hoe. ;o
boopityboppity 11
My definition is "a gardening implement," but to each his own.
katymorgan89 0
**** the bitch! take the ring and dump her ass in a blaze of glory!
morallygrey 0
Wow that totally sucks OP. Hey at least you weren't married yet. Take a lesson from this-majority of women will cheat and lie. They are just better at it than men and that is why the perception that men are no good cheaters and women are victims exists. Women like OP's (hopefully now) ex-fiance are why there are supposedly "no good guys in the world."
boopityboppity 11
... I'm not even going to attempt to argue. Your comment's sheer laughability — particularly the "equalizing" it attempts — speaks for itself.
brunnette_babe 0
I agree. but there's so much truth in what was said