Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML
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jayemerald17 25
OP, can we have the link?? On another note I'm so sorry
Mossyoak_kw 28
Well if you were dressed anything like alot of the people on there, then I'd have to say YDI.
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pastel_fml 18
This would be a great time of FML allowed pictorial submissions along with written ones. I want to see what it was you were doing!
glassmatador 14
They do! It's pretty nifty
ellymae96 25
Your famous OP! (Sorry to hear that though, hope you weren't clothes shopping at Walmart though)
lulinator 40
What's wrong with clothes shopping at Wal-Mart? Not all of us can afford name brand.
PePziNL 20
Also, *you're
rhysfucker 24
Next time you're there buy a mirror and install it by the front door. Use it before you walk outside; you have the power. Use it.
samlovesham1234 9
Were you wearing a funky outfit? Maybe a costume?
rhysfucker 24
...a complete sentence?
ExtremeEncounter 32
Not sure for others but yes that comment was cut off, at least on mobile.
Silk_Routes 14
is it like a 'beware' fugitive list..
SolarLunix 21
#20 no, it's an "can you believe these people actually go out like this" list. Also known as an idiot list, sometimes a redneck list...
MrsBurnsHerself 13
Were you the guy in the motorized cart with the child dragging behind?
slackerjoe 22
you probably deserved it. don't go out in public looking strange if you don't want people to notice.
mld4657 28
buhahaha haha that's awesome I keep hoping to see myself on there
pajamajeans 18
I looked through all of the ones from the past few days. Ydi, op.
joe3_fml 15
At least you're famous in a way. Well...kinda..