Miscellaneous: Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my...

By hipprep83 - 20/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

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Ender_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:45

That's actually kind of funny. Now you should get her back.

gradschoolwoes 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:50

Hahaha, I'm sorry but that sounds really cute!!

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YAJi 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 17:37

i kinda stopped laughing when i read the deaf part :(

N0Luck 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 22:34

you should turn the volume on her ipod to the highest

twitch26 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:22

thats horrible!!!

summer66_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:55

how did you not see it??

Vehicle 1

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:42

That's sad.

lolurscrewed 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:37

I feel bad for laughing at this...

evanwilliams 4

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:50

What? I couldn't hear you...

ughwhatever 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:12

LMAO omg ! you gotta laugh about things like that.. aw ... I think I like peed when I read that ...my all time favorite

lensflare 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:10

What pranks did you pull?

KevlarEagle 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 3:34

lolol That's so sweet

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