Miscellaneous: Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my... - FML

By hipprep83 - 20/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

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Ender_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:45

That's actually kind of funny. Now you should get her back.

gradschoolwoes 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:50

Hahaha, I'm sorry but that sounds really cute!!

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theatoz 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 18:13

wtf is your twin sister's problem? wow they are little bitches D: u seriously should get them back.

kwijiborjt 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 18:59

That's the funniest FML i've read.

shortysmalls 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:06

I feel bad about how funny I think this is.

007phantom 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:13

All is fair in prank wars

nisey 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:25

# 12... what the fawk......

shellie 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:02

#73 - you can go deaf you don't have to be born deaf.

Kira_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:14

soozin 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:07

lols! wow, i actually think that'd be kinda cute xD well, that is if you're a female.... if not, then, yeah that sucks for you ..

audiodash 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:23

Get her back, i'm a twin too so my advice would be to put a shopping tag in her bag and when you go shopping she'll beep constantly. Its even funnier if she's also deaf

randomegirl 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:22

Wouldn't you see the bell?

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