Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I spotted a $20 bill on the ground. As I bent down to pick it up, the wind blew it away. I ended up running after it like a cartoon character, only to watch it get stuck up a tree. I did consider climbing up said tree, but with my luck I would've fallen off and had to pay 100 times more in hospital bills. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
Bunch of little *****. If you pushed/fought back you would've gotten in trouble for hitting a minor. FML indeed.
ncsMcLaren77 12
Lesson Learned, either know when to pull or use a smaller bill. Why wouldn't you use a single?
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Comments (74)
vikky538 29
they failed at prank and you failed at keeping your balls safe...
yourbestguess 13
Always protect your balls.
MeanBeagle 22
use that 20$ to invest in a new pair.
JonDG 12
you cant just buy a new pair of testicles...maybe from the black market, but you cannot buy them legally.
leafeon523 20
Hey, at least you have $20!
DeltaDragonxx 20
The kids took it back... moron....
year2015 11
#67 It doesn't say they took it back.
ManateeRex 14
You forgot to protect your mcnuggets.
rocker_chick23 27
My cousin did something similar once, but he used a $1 bill. The person took it, and my cousin didn't give a shit. Moral of the story, use a smaller bill, one that you don't care about
Brandi_Faith 34
Or don't do it at all! Not only is it mean, but someone could get really angry and beat you up (like in a previous FML). You are dealing with random people you know nothing about, they could be crazy or have anger issues. Go find something else to do.
WadeNickerson 16
It definitely sucks that they punched you in the balls but you taking their money was a dick move.
TM24D 15
Are you stupid?
False_Stupidity 42
Finders keepers...
mister_icicle 17
I would give it back... but tell them for the price of a coffee i'll supply some pointers on how not to suck at pranking. Everybody wins.
aliciavanham 13
They were right! And that hurts doesn't it?:p
worldclassrager 41
Well if if went that bad for you then it would have been the same for anyone else...I would think they won't do that prank again unless they practice on each other
DenverTyrrell 13
It was their fault what do they expect if they leave money on the ground prank or not, and you don't ouch people if the "prank" doesn't work out